On Sunday, the Tennessee Titans staked their claim as the AFC’s best, while the Cincinnati Bengals continued their tumble down the NFL power rankings.
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The Lions didn’t lose this week!
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Houston Texans
1-8 LW: 31 
The Texans, however, did lose this week.
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Jacksonville Jaguars
2-6 LW: 30 
The Jaguars played the Bills, didn’t score a touchdown and won. Wild times.
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Miami Dolphins
2-7 LW: 29 
Miami is hilariously atrocious, but somehow found an opponent more hilariously atrocious.
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Washington Football Team
2-6 LW: 27 
The bye week is a wonderful thing for pitiful teams.
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Mike White got hurt, the defense didn’t show up, and the Jets are 2-6.
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Chicago should put out an all-points bulletin for its offense.
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New York Giants
3-6 LW: 28 
The Giants needed a ton of turnovers and fortune, but they beat the Raiders. Nice win.
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Philadelphia Eagles
3-6 LW: 22 
Jalen Hurts was good and the run game was excellent, but the Eagles can’t force an incompletion.
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Seattle Seahawks
3-5 LW: 23 
Russell Wilson coming back? The Seahawks could be primed for a run.
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Atlanta Falcons
4-4 LW: 24 
That was the most Falcons game ever, except they actually won.
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Minnesota Vikings
3-5 LW: 20 
Mike Zimmer should be fired yesterday for allowing the offense to be coached like it’s 1972.
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Carolina Panthers
4-5 LW: 19 
Sam Darnold is hideous. We owe apologies to Adam Gase.
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San Francisco 49ers
3-5 LW: 17 
Is Kyle Shanahan truly a good coach? Yikes.
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Denver Broncos
5-4 LW: 21 
Shocking win for Denver, and kudos for doing it after trading Von Miller. The Broncos came up big.
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Indianapolis Colts
4-5 LW: 18 
Indy is the AFC answer to Minnesota. You have no idea what’s happening every week.
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Cincinnati Bengals
5-4 LW: 13 
Two weeks ago, the Bengals were the AFC’s top seed. Now they’re 10th.
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Cleveland Browns
5-4 LW: 16 
Huge win for the Browns, who reestablished as a playoff threat. Now to New England.
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Pittsburgh Steelers
5-3 LW: 15 
With Detroit next, the Steelers likely get to 6-3. But can the offense do enough to reach the postseason?
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New England Patriots
5-4 LW: 14 
New England is hanging around behind an excellent defense, and is a half-game back in the AFC East.
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New Orleans Saints
5-3 LW: 10 
The Saints mounted a furious comeback against Atlanta, but fell just short.
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Las Vegas Raiders
5-3 LW: 9 
If you lose to the Giants, your fall a few spots. Massive game against Kansas City next.
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Kansas City Chiefs
5-4 LW: 12 
The Chiefs have been so bad offensively, but suddenly quite good defensively. Like we all thought.
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Los Angeles Chargers
5-3 LW: 11 
The Chargers have to fix their defense and special teams, but Justin Herbert is great.
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Brutal, brutal loss for the Bills. The offensive line is a mess.
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Baltimore Ravens
6-2 LW: 8 
The Ravens play every game to the wire. They’re good, but that’s eventually going to bite them.
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What the hell was that?
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers
6-2 LW: 5 
The Bucs had a bye week and saw a litany of top NFC contenders lose.
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Green Bay Packers
7-2 LW: 2 
Green Bay’s defense showed up, but Jordan Love looked rough in his first start.
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Los Angeles Rams
7-2 LW: 1 
Bizarre game, but the Rams essentially beat themselves with turnovers. Won’t happen often.
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Tennessee Titans
7-2 LW: 6 
The Titans have knocked off Matthew Stafford, Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen and Russell Wilson.
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Arizona Cardinals
8-1 LW: 4 
A blowout win on the road without Kyler Murray or DeAndre Hopkins? Arizona is the league’s best.
